A cold day in Hell…

Not only is this blog risen again, but I hereby give public notice of the fact that I will shortly be entering into the Church of Jobs.

While you get back onto your chair… let me quickly add that my entry into the Blessed Congregation of St. Steve’s Switchers has largely come about through a conflagration of unforseen circumstances that conspired to prevent me from buying a new wintel notebook. Whilst some of the Believers may see this as a Sign from upon Most High, know this: in my heart I remain unrepentant.

Though I have not yet received my 17-inch Macbook Pro, verily I can hear the familiar Gates of Hell slowly close behind me. A long and hard struggle lies ahead as I endeavour to acquaint myself with the workings of the Miracle OS. The stories told by mac-heretics all over the Web about the Macbook Pro’s radiant heat, angelically limp keyboard and poor Quality Control do little to inspire great confidence.

Nonetheless, I pray that the Silicon Gods will see fit to let me, a mere organic mortal, persevere into the Light of Digital Salvation and that I will merit at least 18 months of carefree computing with my new Device of the Apple.